Bannanaz

Bannanaz, eh? Long. Smooth. Tasty. Yellow. Could be something else, except if it's yellow, you might need to see a doctor... Yet I digress. Banana's are actually my most favourite fruit. They're so yellow and have a nice texture. That, and their immense power as a phallic symbol. That's pretty full of win.

Right. So what can we do with bananas? Well, you could eat them. That would be boring though, wouldn't it? Instead, you could make a smoothie. Loads of ice cream, loads of banana, little milk, blend it up and you're done. Tasty. but still boring. So here are five other things you can do with a banana!

1. Wear it:
   One obvious way comes to mind... but you could probably also sew banana skins together to make a nice raincoat. Or a shirt. Or something.
2. Sex toy:
   *cough*
3. Start a banana-rights group:
   Collect together all the bananas you can find, theft possible if necessary*, take some photographs of their terrible conditions (one of them tightly packed together should be enough to bring a tear to the eye of even the most devout opposition) and make a lot of money giving interviews about said terrible conditions on TV.
4. Make a Pottasium bomb:
   Bananas are high in Pottasium. Pottasium is reactive. Put two and two together and you have a plentiful supply of explosive foodstuffs! Can be used in conjunction with idea 3 - take people hostage and blow them up with the very things they opress!
5. Start a multinational corporation:
   Use bananas as empoyees! I'm sure their average IQ is greater than that of your average American...